Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.
Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.
That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.
Even more special are the ones who say “I’ve never came from head”.
I hate seeing people post how Blue Ivy or North West don’t smile in pictures. Y’all have to realize that they are being screamed at by paparazzi and all they see is a wall of strangers and flashing cameras. Shit, I wouldn’t smile either. But they’re babies. That shit is so wrong.
I swear Groupon only has these really good all inclusive getaways when I’m single. When I had a boyfriend they never had any good ones. Now there’s Jamaica, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Vegas.. I’m gonna go on one anyway. Take my best friend. #baeless