February 2011
January 2011
“God told me; Being popular isn’t healthy. That’s why I’m always sick.”
Supermaaaaannnnn!
I wish I could fly..I’d just knock ppl over & just fly off like “I knocked u down suckaaaaa!”
*SWOOSH*
Got home, felt like…
About to knock for a nap real quick.
I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.”
Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing... →
“Sometimes you have to stand alone, just to show you can still stand.”
– Unknown
“You feel like paradise, & I need a vacation.”
– Saint Britney of Spears
Death To The Biebz
Girl: Hey mom, I’m going into my bedroom with my boyfriend.
Mom: Ok honey, don’t do anything stupid.
*bangs, bumps, thumps*
Girl: BABY! BABY BABY! OHHHHHH!
*mom runs into the room*
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN HERE?!
Girl: Having sex, mom!
Mom: Oh, I thought you were liistening to Justin Bieber.
*closes door*
“Give me one reason to stay here.. and I’ll turn right back around.”
– Tracy Chapman
WatchA dick sucking contest on stage..?
I can’t.
